Football is fun because of the little giggles and banter we share. We have compiled the funniest, wittiest football banter over the last season because football moves fast, and we do not want you to forget these moments.

#1. Phil Foden and Manchester City

While they have become serial winners, there is a timeless joke that Manchester City lacks a big local fan following and sometimes struggles to sell a huge number of tickets to major competitions.

Kevin De Bryune announced this season would be his last at the Etihad.

#2. Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspurs

Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspurs had very bad seasons in the domestic league—EPL. It is unimaginable and funny that they somehow made it to the final of the Europa League.

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While Real Madrid vs Barcelona is El Classico, fans joked last season’s Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspurs was billed more as a clash of clowns – El Clownico!

#3. Manchester United

At one point, the season was too tough for Pep Guardiola, and he appeared with deep cuts on his face.

When asked about the cuts, he said, “I wanted to harm myself.”

Fans were quick to note that Pep Guardiola’s situation would be worse if he were managing Manchester United, which has just had one of its worst seasons in history.

#4. Youri Tielemans and Aston Villa

Youri Tielemans is a good player, but those statistics look a little desperate. “In the 50 games he played, he started 50 of them.” Lol!

#5. Jadon Sancho

Can you imagine Jadon Sancho explaining playing tactics to Cristiano Ronaldo? Ronaldo is one of the best players of our generation, and Sancho looks so determined.

#6. Wayne Rooney

Rooney was a gifted footballer but not a good coach, and Gary Lineker made sure to point that out.

#7. Manchester United

The linesman who allowed an offside goal to stand so that Manchester United game could end probably saved football fans from witnessing a horrible game any more than it was necessary. The game was boring for many.

#8. Arsenal

Arsenal have not won a trophy since Mikel Arteta lifted the FA Cup six months into his tenure as Arsenal coach.

Mikel Arteta has witnessed a long trophy drought, while Ange Postecoglou made headlines when he casually told the world that he usually wins trophies in his second season and went on to win the Europa League.

#9. Manchester City

Manchester City fans are known for the Poznan celebration style. It is iconic as it has been done during some big moments for the club.

Some fans thought City took it too far to celebrate in this way against a small team, suggesting this should be another charge added to the 115 Manchester City faces.

#10. Arsenal

Arsenal men don’t win trophies, so they hide behind Arsenal women, who are the European champions for the second time. Arsenal men feel challenged or ashamed or both.

#11. Some Real Madrid Fan

Sometimes, seeing your rivals playing well can make someone say something crazy and nonsensical.

“They only win with goals.” It isn’t very intelligent. How else are they supposed to win? Throw-ins?

#12. Harry Kane and Tottenham Hotspurs

Harry Kane has had an outstanding career with Tottenham Hotspurs. The only thing missing was a trophy, and he has finally lifted one at Bayern Munich. We all understand why he would hold on to it more closely.

Related: Some football fans thought it is more special winning a trophy with Tottenham Hotspurs than winning a trophy with Bayern Munich

#13. Tottenham Hotspurs

After about 17 years, Tottenham Hotspurs managed to lift a trophy – they won the Europa League last season.

Their trophy cabinet must have gathered plenty of dust as it wasn’t in use for long.

#14. Manchester United

Manchester United has been so poor that some doubt whether they are a “top 6” team anymore.

It is always a bad idea to sell one of your best players to your direct rivals; Manchester United has new rivals in the bottom half of the league.

Is Matheus Cunha moving from Wolves to Manchester United an upgrade or downgrade? Lol

Did Marcus Rashford upgrade or downgrade after moving to Aston Villa on loan?

Manchester United’s big club status is in doubt

#15. Tottenham Hotspurs (Again)

When Liverpool FC won their 20th league title, a fan joked that the zero in 20 came from the Tottenham Hotspurs, and it is funny because Tottenham Hotspurs have zero English Premier League titles. (Spurs have 2 old league titles)

#16. Jurgen Klopp

Manchester City put up intense competition to deny Jurgen Klopp several titles. The German must have been surprised and feeling unlucky when he saw Arne Slot win the league with 82 points.

#17. Alejandro Garnacho

How did Alejandro Garnacho get a tattoo of a movie character with almost all the bad qualities?

It’s just a joke because anyone can get a tattoo of whatever they want. However, it is not a joke Alejandro Garnacho could be leaving Manchester United this summer.

#18. Manchester United

Manchester United’s defence has been exposed this season many times.

#19. Real Madrid

Every team needs a fan like this one. Real Madrid needed to score at least three goals in about 30 minutes to stand a chance of qualifying for the next round, and this fan did his best to encourage his team.

#20. “She is cheating on your bro.”

If your girlfriend doesn’t follow football, how did she know Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, let alone pronounce it well?

#21. Cody Gakpo

When Cody Gakpo celebrated like Kaka, the football world compared him to a fat guy aspiring to fit. Certainly, Cody Gakpo is a promising player, but he does not come close to Kaka.

#22. Real Madrid

It was funny enough that Jurrien Timber told Enzo Maresca to “try harder” when Arsenal beat Chelsea recently.

Someone quickly used the meme to respond to Lucas Vazquez’s “We tried” response after Real Madrid lost to Arsenal in the Champions League.

#23. Jurrien Timber

Jurrien Timber is used to sharing Bible verse quotes on his X account before going on to play well on the pitch. This is why some fans have jokingly referred to the right back as “pastor” Jurrien Timber.

But when Dembele scored against Arsenal in the Champions League, a football fan quickly reminded Jurrien Timber that Ousmane Dembele had delivered the sermon that day.

#24. Chelsea

Chelsea had started the league well. But as soon as Enzo Maresca said his team was not in the title race, things went south pretty fast, and the lion got tired of putting on a brave face.

#25. Louis Saha

If they have to bring a former player as a pundit, they better ensure he has some serious credentials to back up his talk.

Otherwise, it’s hilarious to be remembered only for “scoring in a 5-2 defeat” against your rivals.

#26. Rasmus Hojlund

There were high hopes for Rasmus Hojlund, who Manchester United signed for a hefty fee to replace Cristiano Ronaldo.

However, Rasmus Hojlund’s performances have been less than impressive. He is fond of holding off a defender on his back instead of just playing football.

A fan joked that Rasmus Hojlund could hold off a gorilla alone while the rest of the 99 men focused on fighting the beast.

#27. Tottenham Hotspurs

Certainly, a lot of Arsenal fans will gladly join the run.

#28. Arsenal

Arsenal’s lack-of-trophy jokes are in plenty. Strangely, Riccardo Calafiori left Bologna (to join Arsenal) when they were just about to win their first trophy in 51 years.

Eddie Nketiah won a trophy after leaving Arsenal. These trophy jokes will get louder if Arsenal doesn’t win anything next season.

How is Arsenal not winning trophies while others seem to be easily lifting trophies?

#29. Manchester United

Manchester United was hoping to win the Europa League partly because Casemiro had never lost a European final before. However, Tottenham Hotspurs had other ideas.

#30. Son Heung-min

When a picture of Tottenham’s striker Son Heung-min with his parents surfaced online, football fans jokingly guessed their names. The Tottenham player is called Son, the football fan imagined the parents’ names must be “Father and Mother” to complete the perfect family picture.

However, their names are Son Woong-jung (father) and Eun Ja Kil (mother).

#31. Declan Rice

Declan Rice may have scored two beautiful free kicks against Real Madrid in last season’s Champions League, but he still has a little more distance to cover before he can be compared to Toni Kroos.

It was funny when he tried taking the free-kick like Toni Kroos did.

#32. Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspurs

The football world wanted Manchester United to win the Europa League final and keep Tottenham Hotspurs stuck in their trophy drought, but Manchester United dropped the ball.

Lol. No explanation needed here.

#33. Raheem Sterling

After this interview, we finally thought Raheem Sterling would return to his best. By game week 37, Arsenal fans were still waiting.

#34. “Who sold the house?”

“Not seeing your team play in a final is unacceptable; we can buy another house later.”

#35. Manchester United

This joke probably began with Real Madrid when they lost the first leg of their Champions League tie to Arsenal. See picture below:

When Manchester United lost the Europa League final, their next game was against Aston Villa, and it is hilarious to think they “were looking at Aston Villa with anger in their eyes.”

All big teams must perform when they must; such PR gimmicks are funny and unnecessary.

#36. Ten Hag and Manchester United

I bet Manchester United fans feel uneasy when they see this bald head. Being bald isn’t the issue – Manchester City fans must feel assured when they see Pep Guardiola’s bald head.

#37. Manchester United

Casemiro had not lost a European final until Manchester United played Tottenham Hotspurs in the Europa League final.

Some hilarious football fans suggested that Ruben Amorin was looking for the right advice when it became apparent that Manchester United was losing the final against Tottenham Hotspurs.

#38. Arsenal

Another Arsenal trophy joke.

Bottlers!

And no European pedigree for Arsenal.

Anyway, maybe Arsenal will do something special next season. Patrice Evra with Arsenal, it’s always about the next season.

#39. Is Peter Crouch the funniest former footballer ever?

Peter Crouch did it first before Kylian Mbappe

Unique player

They don’t make players like these anymore.

You have to tell all your family? lol

#40. Real Madrid

When Real Madrid travelled to London for the first leg of the Champions League fixture with Arsenal, they were humbled. They announced their arrival but left quietly.

When they met next, Alves fans had to remind Real Madrid fans what Arsenal did to them.

#41. Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs may have performed well in Europe, but they spent most of their EPL season near the relegation zone, and this football fan reminded them.

#42. Tottenham Hotspurs

Arsenal has had one of the best defence in the EPL thanks to the thriving partnership between Gabriel Magalhaes and William Saliba.

On the other hand, Tottenham Hotspurs were lucky to avoid relegation in the EPL. This was a hilarious exchange between Arsenal fans and a Spurs fan with an X post that didn’t age well.

#43. Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs must love themselves more than they dislike Arsenal. Otherwise, how can you laugh at your rival when your team is losing and seemingly in tatters?

#44. Manchester United

We all remember how much Manchester United fans celebrated their comeback against Lyon only to proceed and lose the final.

It is good that this goal-line clearance saved the world from the ‘noise pollution’ that often happens when Manchester United wins.

#45. Timo Werner

Timo Werner has won two major European trophies, yet he is no longer a star or the main man in his team.

#46. Dani Ceballos

It was surprising for Arsenal fans to see how much Real Madrid fans value Dani Ceballos. While he was a decent player when on loan at Arsenal, he made some bad errors on the pitch that repeatedly put Arsenal on the back foot.

#47. Darwin Nunez and Trent Alexander-Arnold

The joke that Trent Alexander-Arnold and Darwin Nunez were involved in a brawl was funny when a football fan said, “Trent Alexander-Arnold wouldn’t know how to defend himself, but Darwin Nunez would swing and miss anyway.”

#48. Manchester United

Imagine if a Manchester United fan who fell into a coma in 2013, at the height of Sir Alex Ferguson’s era, woke up to find a tweet saying, “Manchester United are mathematically safe from relegation.”

#49. Kylian Mbappe and Real Madrid

It is funny that the Real Madrid admin kept an eye on this satirical account, “Has Mbappe scored a free kick?”

The admin even replied with a “goodbye” when Kylian Mbappe scored a free-kick for Real Madrid this season.

#50. Arsenal

Arsenal has finished second in the EPL for three consecutive seasons without winning it. This is why Liverpool fans started mocking Arsenal with the “Always the bridesmaid but never the bride” jibe.

One football fan quickly noted that Arsenal were also the “bridesmaid” the last time a team won the league with “low” points.

#51. Liverpool

Now that Liverpool is almost guaranteed to sign Florian Wirtz, Liverpool fans will hope that the losers of World War II do not reflect as losers in their midfield.

#52. Manchester United

You know it’s Thursday when you see Manchester United fans hyping their players in the Europa League.

Big teams play on Tuesday and Wednesday in the Champions League.

Most players in the current Manchester United squad are not used to playing in the Champions League.

#53. Real Madrid

Did Real Madrid have a winning plan for their return leg against Arsenal in the Champions League at the Bernabeu, apart from closing the rooftop?

#54. Liverpool

How did some online fans seem interested in discussing who would win in a fight between 100 men and a gorilla when Liverpool won the league?

#55. Arsenal

Arsenal fans must have felt heartbroken when they realised that PSG’s knockout of the Champions League was just the start, and they still had to give Liverpool a guard of honour. Arsenal fans had spent a lot of time mudslinging Liverpool’s title challenging.

#56. Real Madrid

Barcelona fans hardly gave the new Real Madrid player time to settle before giving him a bad nickname. No chilling time for the chill guy Dean Huijsen.

#57. Manchester United

Playing for Manchester United can be dangerous for a player’s mental health.

#58. The Real Remontada

There is some good news for Pep Guardiola after a rather challenging season.

#59. Manchester United

It’s time for Manchester United to consider Harry Maguire as their striker.

In some games, Harry Maguire has been a bigger threat than Rasmus Hojlund.

#60. Real Madrid

It must have been difficult for Real Madrid fans to accept that another second free kick had gone in, in a similar fashion to the first one—it was no coincidence.

#61. We all love Nice, Lille, Brest